QUINIX Sport News: 100 people vs. one gorilla? Celtics players weigh in on the internet’s strangest question

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With the intensity of the NBA playoffs ramping up, a little levity goes a long way—and nothing says mental break like a wildly silly TikTok debate. The latest? Who would win: 100 NBA players or one gorilla?

The Boston Celtics’ social media team leaned into the fun, posting a video of three of the team’s star players weighing in on the bizarre hypothetical—an offshoot of the viral “100 men vs. 1 gorilla” debate that even celebrities like MrBeast have chimed in on.

Here’s what a few of Boston’s 18-banner champions had to say about the man-vs-ape matchup—and how surprisingly seriously they took it.

Jayson Tatum #0 of the Boston Celtics reacts after a play during the third quarter in Game Five of the Eastern Conference First Round NBA Playoffs against the Orlando Magic at TD Garden on April 29, 2025 in Boston, Massachusetts.

Jayson Tatum on 100 NBA players vs. 1 gorilla

Celtics small forward Jayson Tatum seemed to consider the question and then chose the gorilla.

His Latvian teammate had much more to say.

Kristaps Porzingis on 100 NBA players vs. 1 gorilla

Celtics center Kristaps Porzingis said that he has a very strong opinion about this.

“About 20 average humans would put up a good fight and possibly beat one gorilla” Porzingis said.

Porzingis said that he watched mixed-martial arts experts breaking down this hypothetical battle.

“This is what everybody thinks, ‘Oh gorilla will grab you and crush your skull,'” Porzingis said. “We just sacrifice five guys to get on the gorilla and poke the eyes, you know?”

Derrick White on 100 NBA players vs. 1 gorilla

Celtics point guard Derrick White chose 100 NBA players over the gorilla.

“But I’m not part of the hundred,” White said, walking away.

Who would win between 100 men and 1 gorilla

Tara Stoinski, president and chief scientific officer of the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund, told USA TODAY in an interview on April 30 that “the numbers game really works in favor of the people.”

“[I think] in terms of kind of being able to prolong a battle that could eventually wear a gorilla out, and our, you know, our ability to really cooperate and coordinate, I think those two elements kind of work against a gorilla’s favor,” Stoinski said.

Amaris Encinascontributed to the reporting of this story.

Rin Velasco is a trending reporter. She can be reached at [email protected].

This article originally appeared on The Patriot Ledger: Celtics stars join the TikTok debate, who wins 100 men vs one gorilla

With the intensity of the NBA playoffs ramping up, a little levity goes a long way—and nothing says mental break like a wildly silly TikTok debate. The latest? Who would win: 100 NBA players or one gorilla?

The Boston Celtics’ social media team leaned into the fun, posting a video of three of the team’s star players weighing in on the bizarre hypothetical—an offshoot of the viral “100 men vs. 1 gorilla” debate that even celebrities like MrBeast have chimed in on.

Here’s what a few of Boston’s 18-banner champions had to say about the man-vs-ape matchup—and how surprisingly seriously they took it.

Jayson Tatum #0 of the Boston Celtics reacts after a play during the third quarter in Game Five of the Eastern Conference First Round NBA Playoffs against the Orlando Magic at TD Garden on April 29, 2025 in Boston, Massachusetts.

Jayson Tatum on 100 NBA players vs. 1 gorilla

Celtics small forward Jayson Tatum seemed to consider the question and then chose the gorilla.

His Latvian teammate had much more to say.

Kristaps Porzingis on 100 NBA players vs. 1 gorilla

Celtics center Kristaps Porzingis said that he has a very strong opinion about this.

“About 20 average humans would put up a good fight and possibly beat one gorilla” Porzingis said.

Porzingis said that he watched mixed-martial arts experts breaking down this hypothetical battle.

“This is what everybody thinks, ‘Oh gorilla will grab you and crush your skull,'” Porzingis said. “We just sacrifice five guys to get on the gorilla and poke the eyes, you know?”

Derrick White on 100 NBA players vs. 1 gorilla

Celtics point guard Derrick White chose 100 NBA players over the gorilla.

“But I’m not part of the hundred,” White said, walking away.

Who would win between 100 men and 1 gorilla

Tara Stoinski, president and chief scientific officer of the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund, told USA TODAY in an interview on April 30 that “the numbers game really works in favor of the people.”

“[I think] in terms of kind of being able to prolong a battle that could eventually wear a gorilla out, and our, you know, our ability to really cooperate and coordinate, I think those two elements kind of work against a gorilla’s favor,” Stoinski said.

Amaris Encinascontributed to the reporting of this story.

Rin Velasco is a trending reporter. She can be reached at [email protected].

This article originally appeared on The Patriot Ledger: Celtics stars join the TikTok debate, who wins 100 men vs one gorilla

 

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